" Huang Fei Hong " Episode 1
My eldest brother is Huang Wen Hong,
he's weak and chicken-hearted.
He is extremely kind and never makes troubles.
When going for the imperial exam, he had to cross a single-log bridge.
- He's scared and people mock at him. - Coward.
He then crossed the bridge resolutely.
He fell off instead of going to the capital.
My second brother is Huang Wu Hong,
and he is stronger than a bull.
No one is stronger than him. And no one can defeat him.
He is invincible around the world. But he is an illiterate person.
Killed by big bearer block pounding on him.
My third brother is Huang Yi Hong. His height is under 160cm.
Although he's disabled, but he's determined in learning medical skills.
He make up prescriptions by self-taught.
He said he can cure any diseases.
He made up a prescription to heighten himself.
But he make up a poison. It's a poison!
Are you get a better idea about the history of my family now?
I am Huang Fei Hong. These are my three brothers.
Your three brothers...
...learned literature, martial arts and medical skills respectively.
- Then what you learned? - I learned nothing.
Matchmaker Zhang told me a different story about you. You lied to me.
They passed away even they had learned all those things.
So my dad told me to learn nothing...
...and muddle along with no thought of tomorrow.
Your three brothers passed away in young age.
Is that mean the Feng Shui of your ancestral grave...
The Feng Shui of my house has no problem.
My dad told me about my fortune.
I will only need to idle away my time...
...loaf and wander about doing nothing.
I will at least live up to 30 years old.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
It looks better today. Normally it was black.
If I marry with you, wouldn't that I will become a widow?
Not necessarily.
If by any chance you passed away before me?
- You... - Sorry, I spoke out of turn.
Maybe we can become like Romeo and Juliet passed away for love.
Miss...
One more down.
Brothers, hard work for you all.
I will treat you all for a drink next time.
Treat who for a drink?
" Huang Qi Ying "
What are you doing?
- Practising. - Practising?
You practise at here?
Yes! Our ancestor will be happy to see that.
- What are you hiding? - Nothing.
- Give it to me. - Really nothing.
Dad, I'm your biological son. You can't treat me so cruelly.
- Get out of my way! - No!
- Don't want to get away? - No.
- Don't want to evade? - No.
What is this?
Dad.
Dad, don't hit my face!
You mother passed away early.
If it was not I scared that the step-mother will treat you badly...
...I would have been remarried already.
Don't move!
Let our ancestor look at what you have done.
- Hungry? - Hungry.
- Are you hungry? - Yes
It's getting late.
At this hour...
...daughter in law of most of the families...
...have already done cooking and prepared some drinks for their men.
There are only two single men of us in our house...
...staring at each other.
How to continue living like this?
- There are three unfilial acts... - No posterity is the greatest.
Shut up!
Still I'm wondering.
Why all those ladies that came for matchmaking run away?
So this is the reason.
Three brothers?
If you really have three brothers...
...I will throw you into the toilet bowl when you're born.
So that you won't be making me any trouble.
Dad, toilet bowl is too smelly. Can you change...
- You still want to answer back! - Sorry.
Are you worthy to me for doing like this?
Are you worthy to our ancestor?
Dad, it's not hard for Huang‘s family to have a growing family members.
- You have an idea? - Sure!
Listen to me.
We work together for it.
You are responsible for marrying a pretty wife.
I'm responsible on earning money to support our family by working hard.
It's better for you to marry three to four wives...
...and give birth to about ten siblings for me.
Then we will have a growing and lively family! Isn't that great?
I am sorry.
There are three unfilially acts, no posterity is the greatest...
There are three unfilially acts, no posterity...
If that's so...
...we have to start off as soon as possible.
We will only know how is the situation after we reach there.
Dad, are we having guest? Let me buy some drinks.
By the way, who is this?
- Uncle Da Zhuang had passed away. - Uncle Da Zhuang?
- He Da Zhuang? - Yes
Dad, it's getting late now. What if we start off by tomorrow morning?
We can't delay anymore.
- But you haven't had your dinner yet. - I brought some solid foods.
Why I didn't know that we have solid foods?
What is this smell?
Pork crisps! You're hiding it and not letting me eat?
I prepared it for my journey. Stop it!
It's time to go.
Look after our house. I will be back soon.
Don't worry, Dad. I'll shut down the door and go to sleep now.
Don't forget.
Have a safe journey!
Why am I so happy? Because I can do whatever I wan't tonight.
Let's call all my friends out. My dad is away from home.
Flush a complete sequence!
- Excuse me. Come on, pay me. - What is this?
I don't want to play with you anymore. I'm going back to sleep.
Sleep? The night is still young.
There are a lot of things that we can do.
We should call out our friends to play some vulgar games.
How can we still have the mood to play vulgar games.
- We had lost so much money. - That's right, we are broke.
Wait.
I have something interesting. Do you guys want to take a look?
Lie Yang Iron Palm?
- Lower down you voice! - You said don't like martial arts?
Yes. But this is the ancestral scroll I got from the Lie Yang 3 brothers...
...because I won them in gambling.
What for practicing martial arts since we had lost so much money?
- Let's go home and sleep. - If you all practise with me...
...then I will give back all the money that I won.
Before palm practising...
...you have to warm up yourself from the inside of your body.
When your body had totally warmed up...
...then you will get twice the result with half the effort.
After the first phase, you will have soring eyes...
...stomatitis, pimples and ulcer.
For second phase, you will have miliaria and nose bleeding.
- Oh no! - Third phase!
Feeling anxious and antsy and wanna beat anybody who comes across.
Run!
Huang Fei Hong!
- Stop calling him! Let's run! - Why running away?
His dad still hasn't paid me for the pork crisps!
He will beat anybody who comes across!
Run! Hurry up!
Huang Fei Hong, you wait and see!
Ladies and gentlemen!
There are things which you all don't know.
Huang Fei Hong and his dad...
...had owed people money and not paying it back more than once!
They are shameless!
Did you all still remember the imperial martial arts exam...
...two months ago?
Did you all still remember about it?
First round, talents showing for 15 minutes.
Good!
It's my son! Look! It's my son!
Good!
- Time's up! - Sir, is this talents showing?
What is this?
Oral test.
What is your dream?
I want to be a hero!
I want to be a great respected master!
I want to serve for the imperial court.
I want to curb the violent and assist the weak.
Huang Fei Hong.
- What is your dream? - I don't have any dream.
I only want to be a good man and well-practiced in martial arts.
You should have a dream. What if it comes true?
Do you all still remember about it?
During the imperial martial arts exam...
...what did Huang Qi Ying keep on proclaiming to you all?
Dream.
What's the difference...
...between human and salty fish if men don't have dreams?
Right? But how about Huang Fei Hong's dream?
He said he doesn't have a dream. This kind of people is like a fool.
- What? - Huang Fei Hong is coming.
So what?
Don't blame me after this.
This little girl. Where is Huang Fei Hong?
Where is him?
He's coming.
What's wrong with him?
Don't come here. I will chop you!
This is a real chopper!
- He is killed! - You all saw it, right?
No blood on my chopper.
Brother, don't die in front of my pork stall.
Water.
Dad.
Water.
- Huang Fei Hong! - Huang Fei Hong!
Let's go! We're having a mahjong-three. You must go.
You must go and play mahjong with us today.
- What for playing mahjong? - You stop playing because you won?
No, I'm not going. I still can't find my dad.
What for playing mahjong? It's thunder now. Let's go home!
- Alright! - See you!
Let's play next time.
Huang Fei Hong.
I said I don't want to join.
Huang Fei Hong.
You're so annoying!
- Who are you? - I am He Da Zhuang.
Uncle Da Zhuang?
Uncle Da Zhuang.
Uncle Da Zhuang is coming!
That's Uncle Da Zhuang!
Uncle Da Zhuang. Don't come here! I'm scared of you!
Why you scared of me?
Where is your dad? Ask him to come out.
Isn't my dad went to see you?
Aren't you passed away, Uncle Da Zhuang?
I know today is your first seventh and you must be missing me.
But you don't need to come all the way as we both have our own life.
- You should go to heaven. - Who is the ghost that you're saying?
You're such a bad boy. Hurry come and help me up.
Uncle Da Zhuang...
Uncle Da Zhuang.
Why are you coming here?
I should go to play mahjong just now. Uncle Da Zhuang.
Uncle Da Zhuang. It's you? You didn't passed away?
Haven't seen for only half a year and you're cursing me like this?
No! I'm not cursing you.
But there's someone who came and said that you'd passed away 7 days before.
Then my dad go and visit you.
Oh no! Should be hasten home for your funeral.
Which fool that telling this news?
I don't know either. Then where is my dad?
Come on, get me in the house.
Uncle Da Zhuang. Slowly.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Whoever that able to provide me the information about...
...the whereabouts of my dad, Huang Qi Ying will be rewarded.
Please take a look.
Huang Qi Ying is missing.
Butcher Rong.
What do you want? I'm the one who sent you home that day.
You don't have a cow here, understand?
I didn't mean that. But I had slept for three days unknowingly.
- My dad still not back yet. - It's none of my business.
Aren't you said that he doesn't pay you for the pork crisps yet?
It's true.
During the imperial martial arts exam two months ago...
- You can skip that part. - Oh yes! Your dad ask me for...
...a type of pork crisps that can be kept for a long period of time.
I thought your dad was in a rush so I didn't ask for anything or credit.
I just gave that to him. But he hasten home for funeral.
How am I going to know about that?
And who's going to pay for the pork crisps now?
Two months ago?
Could it be that my dad already knew that...
...he have to hasten home for funeral two months before?
Are you going to pay for the pork crisps?
I didn't bring any money.
Are we going to live in poverty?
Pay me back money!
Line up!
One by one, please. Come on, you first.
You dad hasn't paid me for the beer.
You dad promised to marry me. But he run away at last.
Brother, I'm you half-brother.
Dad is gone now, and I should get half of his properties.
Qi Ying.
Instead of keep on missing each other, what if...
Queue up!
Pay back our money!
- Huang Fei Hong! - What? Queue up, please.
Isn't that I always stand at here?
Who is that? Man or woman?
Line up!
- Behind that! - Anymore questions?
- I have! - Yes?
- Pay me for the pork crisps! - What's going on with him?
I asked you to pay me for the pork crisps!
- Pay me back money! - Please, don't.
Don't hit my head please.
Pay me for the pork....
Don't hit my head please.
Don't hit me!
Your dad goes from woman to woman!
He's so unfaithful!
I think I had finally realized the truth.
My dad must be running away with another woman.
- You really want to discard me? - Who ask you to deliver that child?
If Fei Hong know this, how am I going to face him?
You're so cruel!
If I'm not cruel, I can't be Huang Qi Ying.
He was then put her to death in order to avoid her disclose the secret.
Stop!
Dad, finally you're home!
Huang Qi Ying, pay back our money!
- Pay back our money! - Open the door!
The pine needle that fell from the bamboo hat...
...is not the common masson pine.
But it's rare stone pine.
This kind of pine only grows at the North side mountain.
That means he came from the North.
From the floc on his shirt and soil on his shoes...
...we can know that the distance from his origin to here...
...is less than 3 days walk away.
Anybody here?
Help!
Hey!
" Aunty Thirteenth "
Are you okay?
Don't move. It will clamp tighter if you move.
I will help you.
Don't move.
Are you okay? Let me have a look.
Brother, why did you blushed?
Are you having fever?
It's okay! I'm just having excessive internal heat.
I know it! You learned Lie Yang Iron Palm too?
Actually, I learned that too.
But I think you should stop learning it.
I'm Huang Fei Hong. What's your name?
I'm the thirteenth child in my family. Just call me Mr. Thirteenth.
Mr. Thirteenth? Your name is interesting.
My dad had been doctoring for many years and I know a bit about it.
Let me have a look on you. Come on.
What happened? Is it a snake?
There's no snake. Are you okay?
No snake? Then what are you shouting for?
No, but how can you simply take off my shoes?
We are both man. Why do you feeling shy?
Whatever! Just stay out of my business and help me pick up my shoes.
You are really an ungrateful wretch. Fine, I will give it back to you.
Take it.
- Thanks a lot. See you. - Hold on.
- What are you doing? - The shoes don't fit your size.
Tell me, where did you got that?
I picked it up somewhere.
Hurry up!
I picked it up somewhere around here.
Where is your own shoes?
That's woman shoes.
My foot was born in small size. I can't get a suitable shoes.
But don't you think this is too big for you?
I spoiled my shoes along my journey so I just simply picked it up to wear.
Simply picked it up?
This is a jungle, how can you simply found a pair of shoes?
Dead body!
You murdered someone because of a pair of shoe? How dare you?
- I didn't killed anyone. - Still want to lie?
The shoes of this dead body is missing...
...and there is a trail of dragging on the road.
The trail lead to the direction that you picked up the shoes.
Moreover, this is a pair of officer boots.
Dear friend, you're in trouble.
I can prove my innocence!
In front of this is Qing Feng Mountain and there is a soldiers' station.
You will understand everything once you reach there.
Let me go!
This is the courier station of Mountain Qing Feng.
Go and ask! Then you will know I'm innocent.
What are you doing? Are you trying to run away?
Do you think I will let you go?
No. I can go with you.
But you have to make sure that the soldiers won't find me out.
Okay, stop talking anymore! Let's go.
- Here. - Okay.
No one inside here.
Go in and change your clothes. Go!
Their leader is a fifth level attache. His surname is Mo.
Go to see him and he will tell you the answer.
Okay.
I'll go first.
You think I'm a fool? Sir Mo? This must be a trap.
Female's Cantonese opera group?
I heard that the main female character named Cen Hui Hui.
Her eyes are very charming and seductive.
- Stop it. I can't hold it anymore. - Anything that you can't hold about?
Why there's opera group in this barren mountain?
Oh no! She must have ran away from the back window.
Is that impressive for you? You never see a woman changing clothes?
- Never. - Then why did you continue watching?
Hurry put on your shirt!
Why do you feeling shy?
Do you understand right now? I'm a girl.
So I throw away my own shoes and changed to a pair of men shoes.
You are a girl. How can you act like a man?
You're making a great fuss.
Centipede!
Who is the one making a great fuss?
- It's centipede! - Come down!
- I don't want! - Come down!
Who are you both?
- I can't talk right now. - Don't get smart with me!
Held them up!
I told you earlier. Don't need to talk so much with them.
Just fight with them. Let's go!
Who is rioting there?
Why are you hiding? Whatever that comes will come soon.
You pleaded the guilty?
I did nothing wrong. I'm just fighting.
You're exaggerating it.
- Stop it. - Moreover, I'm being forced.
Little brat, are you looking for trouble?
Little brat, you've good skills but bad talking.
You did something bad but blame on a girl.
Sir, you are an officer anyhow. How can you be so undiscriminating?
I'm the one who saved her!
You saved her? Aren't you trying to make pass at her?
Your soldier come to blow at her. Then I'm just helping out.
Is it true, daughter?
Daughter?
- Just say it. - Say...
So she is your daughter, and you're the fifth level attache, Sir Mo.
I'm not asking you to talk. Who are you?
Sir is asking you!
So I should talk or shouldn't talk?
- You all may leave first. - Yes, Sir.
Dad, I know you won't get angry at me.
You're so naughty!
Follow us all along the journey. It is so dangerous.
This is fun, how can you left me out?
Stop it.
Who are you? Why did you come along with my daughter?
I'm Huang Fei Hong.
I didn't come along with her. I met her on the way of my journey.
She was clamped by an animal trap that set by hunter.
Yes, Brother Huang saved me.
You are Huang Fei Hong?
Your dad is Huang Qi Ying?
- You know my dad? - I know your dad.
That's great! I'm looking for him!
Tell me faster! Did you met my dad?
I know your dad for more than 20 years already.
- That's quite a long period. - Your mum is Wu Xian, right?
- You know my mother too? - We know each other very well.
Dad, can you make everything clear at once?
You mum and my distant niece, XiaoYuan are cousins.
On seniority, I'm your grand uncle.
And she is your aunty.
She is thirteenth child of the family. So she is Aunty Thirteenth.
Thirteenth grand uncle?
Call me Aunty Thirteenth, my little nephew.
Stop it.
Though we have to follow the seniority...
...but it's already more than five generations.
- So we don't have to be too rigid. - You should listen to your dad.
Oh yes! You asked me if I met your dad, right?
What happened actually?
Actually, the other day...
...there's a mystery guy came to my house and left together with my dad.
This boots are from that mystery guy.
Is this your soldier's boots?
- I'm the one who picked it up. - Where did you picked it?
In the jungle up in the mountain.
Where is this person?
He had been killed.
- Been killed? - Sir Mo.
Since this is your soldier's boots, please don't keep things in suspense.
Tell me where is my dad?
Yes, this is my soldier's boots.
He went back for relative visiting.
He just sent me a letter to inform me that he was safe.
- That's mean the dead body... - It's not him.
You haven't see it, how can you confirm it's not him?
Because he walked to the other direction.
It's impossible for him to go to your house.
But this boots are picked up by Gui Lan.
Maybe my soldier left it away on the way of his journey...
...and it was picked up by the man.
Then the man went to find your dad...
...but got killed with no reasons at last.
We should have some serious investigation on this.
- People! - Yes!
- Bring them to get their food. - Yes!
- Let's go and eat! - Such early?
Yes.
They are starting to take action.
Inform everyone.
Pack up and we will start off through the night.
Sir, the road in front is sloughing due to heavy rain.
We still can't go through it.
Who's still in the courier station of Mountain Qing Feng?
The female's Cantonese opera group and the caravan.
They stayed here because it's raining heavily out there.
They may came with evil intent.
Hurry up! Be careful!
- Okay. - Here!
Here!
Slowly!
- Excuse me! - Be careful!
- Hurry up!
Come on! Hurry up!
What are you looking at?
Let's drink.
" Cen Hui Hui "
Are you so thirsty?
Take care of our goods.
We should be the most careful of is human but not the rain!
Alright!
You stayed up in this late night to stalk the opera actress?
- Your dad is lying. - Why did you said that?
He knew that the man who was looking for my dad is his soldier.
So he asked somebody to go and collect the dead body.
If it's like what he said just now that he don't know that dead man...
...then why would he burn paper money for him?
Burn paper money?
That's because of my dad is a generous person.
Your dad must be related to my dad's missing.
My dad is aboveboard in doing anything. He is a good officer.
How will he cause your dad's missing?
If you think that what I said is not clear enough, I will go and ask him.
Stand here!
You are going to tell your dad that I had saw through his fraud, right?
My dad won't do something bad as he is working for the Empress Dowager.
He's working for the Empress Dowager?
What kind of work?
He is serving for the imperial court anyhow.
What kind of work actually?
You have to swear that you wouldn't tell anyone.
I swear on my dad's name.
My dad is leading them to escort...
...the birthday present for the Empress Dowager, a Buddha Heart.
The most we should be careful of is human?
From the beginning, the mystery guy accidentally knew about...
...Sir Mo going to escort the Buddha Heart.
And my dad is Sir Mo's best friend.
So he came to find my dad.
We can't delay anymore. We have to take off now.
Fei Hong.
Your Uncle Da Zhuang passed away awfully.
No matter how I have to go and see him one last time.
And so, my dad killed him.
Your Huang family's martial arts is really untouchable.
Both of us have to be at one.
Sure. I will take 80% of it.
It's quite unfair.
I should take 70% and you take 30%.
I have to pay back my debt and raise my son up.
You should know about that.
- I take 60% and you take 40%. - I take 60%.
- Are you sure? - Yes!
Very sure!
Dad was then buried the mystery guy's dead body in a hurry.
After that, Aunty Thirteenth picked up the mystery man's boots.
Everything is making sense now.
I looked at Cen Hui Hui only once by yesterday and it makes me...
It makes me insomniac for the whole night.
That's right and her lips is...
- What are you doing? - Nothing. I'm just walking around.
I'm feeling stomachache. I got to go.
Where is the meal that I asked you to prepare?
Over there.
Who stole my pork crisps?
Huang Fei Hong!
Dad, I know you love pork crisps.
Come and smell. Is it nice?
Dad, come out if it's nice.